May 2013
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faeiouck:
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faeiouck:
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
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unjolras:
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
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congragulation:
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
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Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...
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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
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As a trans woman, not many things give me a headache the way the entire concept...
– Meyllen Djneres (via muffinsandcouture)
The moral of “passing” discussions always seems to be:
If you get bashed it will be your fault.
(via charthebutcher)
Do you even know how badly I’ve been needing to hear exactly these words for the past few months now?
(via sixtyforty)
*slow clap——>...
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raynarvayezjr:
alphastridercest:
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alphastridercest:
deer noises
gun shot noises
panicked deer noises
man yelling god dammit in the distance
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isaisanisa:
exclama-tori:
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bennyslegs:
imagine benedict doing up the zip on his jacket and he tugs too hard and his hand slips and he punches himself in the chin
Which one?
Is it not obvious?
Not which BENEDICT, which CHIN
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heartcramp:
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
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One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...
– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via rosenlaui)
This is why he’s not allowed to go shopping without Martin Freeman. He does this
(via tiger-in-the-flightdeck)
Lol oh my god dying from the cute
(via jupitereyed)
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eracist:
I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
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littlepaperhugs:
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
willgrahamy:
avoiding sharing your opinions because youre going to get in an argument if you do
gosh I know
some people amirite
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